Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I gotta learn to rap.

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)

Every word was once a poem.

A billion neutrinos go swimming in heavy water: one gets wet.

Saying you taught it but the student didn't learn it is like saying you sold it but the customer didn't buy it.

That makes me think of the 2002 World Cup Final above all else. Nobody thought at the time that our team would get through to the Final against Brazil. We should remember that this summer.

I am more willing to come out when I get my message from my commander.

I like my men to be manly, as you'll see from my books.

Relationships are like bubbles – they’re fragile.

We don't have unions in South Carolina because we don't need unions in South Carolina.

If I am to meet with a disappointment, the sooner I know it, the more of life I shall have to wear it off.