Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

We have truth in order not to die of art.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind

Your friends and enemies are defined the moment you come to this world.

If we listen and observe carefully the dying can teach us important things that we need to learn in preparing for the end of our own life's journey.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit

If you're not working on your best idea right now, you're doing it wrong.

A springful of larks in a rolling Cloud and the roadside bushes brimming with whistling Blackbirds and the sun of October Summery On the hill's shoulder.

No golfer has completed his education until he has played and studied Royal Dornoch.

Denial is pushing something out of your awareness. Anything you hide in the basement has a way of burrowing under the house and showing up on the front lawn.

Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish.

I'm a real workaholic.

I've never believed in cheapening music by going according to what some people think is public taste.