Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls.

I never touch it. Not directly, anyway. I always use a glass.

Don't worry about calling for me. Just pop a cork loudly enough and I'll come running.

I have yet to discover a dish that will not come alive in the presence of champagne.

God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter?

The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.

I don't think you want to give all the answers, but I think every answer you do give should bring up another question, and not all questions should be answered.

You can do almost anything with soup stock, it's like a strong foundation. When you have the right foundation, everything tastes good.

I didn't want to be a hero to kids; I didn't think I had that. I just wanted to be popular.

I've always believed in instinct over intellect. The instinct is what you always knew; intellect is what you figure out.

In general, people are afraid to acknowledge hallucinations because they immediately see them as a sign of something awful happening to the brain, whereas in most cases theyre not.

Respect the delicate ecology of your delusions.

If you want to earn more - learn more.