Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit, " she yelled.

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.

Waiting hurts. Forgetting hurts. But not knowing which decision to take can sometimes be the most painful...

It is so delightful to teach those one loves!

I take a lot from everywhere. I take from music, architecture, novels, and plays. Anywhere that hits you.

Most of the films are only 60% taken, rest is a director's input.

People want to psychoanalyze me, but the fact is, I'm not that complicated. I'm pretty straightforward. And I'm not all that self-reflective, because I tend to be a doer.

The Spiritual disciplines are wisdom and not righteousness.

When there is official censorship it is a sign that speech is serious. Where there is none, it is pretty certain that the official spokesmen have all the loud-speakers.

It's hard to be driven when you're being driven.

Sport is a great equalizer that can build bridges, transcend borders and cultures, and render even the fiercest conflicts temporarily irrelevant.

The balance of power is the scale of peace.