Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Evil people rely on the acquiescence of naive good people to allow them to continue with their evil.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

There is a natural law, a Divine law, that obliges you and me to relieve the suffering, the distressed and the destitute.

Lend your light to the blind. Why should the wickedness of men irritate you, when it is only blindness?

It does not matter what country we live in, who our leaders are, or even who we are. Because we are human, we therefore have rights. And because we have rights, governments are bound to protect them.

And a proverb haunts my mind As a spell is cast, The mill cannot grind With the water that is past.

I'll keep waiting because I'm a young man. I'm not as old as they think.

To sit down at a computer every day and write a script is commendable. I don't have the patience for it, but I have some fantastic ideas.

Some people did not like this ceremonious style. But after all when you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

You might catch me dozing off, but only for a minute. For a second.