Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

What a tiresome place America would be if freedom meant we all had to think alike or be the same color or wear the same gray flannel suit! That road leads to the conformity of the graveyard!

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Life is a short walk. There is so little time and so much living to achieve.

My fight is not for racial sameness but for racial equality and against racial prejudice and discrimination.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

Can't you see that it's just raining?There ain't no need to go outside.

How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” “Well, some people use their imagination.” – Gaston & Belle

My generation of Canadians grew up believing that if we were very good or very smart or both we would some day graduate from Canada.

I think that we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

The intangible represents the real power of the universe. It is the seed of the tangible.

America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.

I liked finding dirt on people. It made all my trespasses seem trivial.

I don't know the history of art, but I got over intimidation from the art world when I realized that I was allowed to feel whatever I want and like whatever I want.

I think it's important to have had at least a few years of obscurity, where people treat you like everybody else.

I just want to be warm. Just once let me be warm. Is there no star capable of sharing its fire with me? (Zarek)