Drugs are delusive; they do not adjust anything.

There is a vast difference between treating effects and adjusting the cause.

The most wonderful study of mankind is man. Relieving human suffering and diffusing universal knowledge is humanitarian.

The mill cannot grind with the water that is past.

Many patients imagine that they have tried everything. True, they have used many remedies, but they have never had the cause of their infirmity adjusted.

Life is the expression of tone. In that sentence is the basic principle of Chiropractic.

Pressure on nerves causes irriatation and tension with deranged functions as a result. Why not release the pressure? Why not adjust the cause instead of treating the effects? Why not?

Do not forget that chiropractors did not treat diseases. They adjust causes, whether acquired, spontaneous, or the result of accident.

The only failure one man should fear, is the failure to do his best.

Chiropractic embraces the science of life, the knowledge of how organisms act in health and disease, and also the art of adjusting the neuroskeleton.

The advancement of all sciences, especially where there has been such a radical change, have been attended with persecution.

If you ever expect life to be fair, you are in for a shocking disappointment. Life is what it is. Fair is something we made up.

Frank and explicit - this is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the mind of others.

Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.

We pride ourselves on trying to put on the best show we can and we're not afraid to say that we happen to be the best live band in the world.

If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him if he asks it, but he will have to hop around on one leg all his life.

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift.

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich.

And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.

Happy Anniversary, my darling Here's to a day that's filled with fun While we joyously remember When us two became a one