Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

You want leaders driven by mission – not by adrenaline. No one wants to work with people who need to be heroes more than they need to be catalysts.

Spirituality is, ultimately, about what we do with that desire. What we do with our longings, both in terms of handling the pain and the hope they bring us, that is our spirituality.

The meanest most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of a man and then qualifies it with a 'but'.

Creativity comes by breaking the rules, by saying that you're in love with the anarchist.

I'd like to be able to use Storm's powers for good, like have it rain more in Southern California. We could do with it.

I found it stimulating to study the sciences. It was a side of understanding the universe that I hadn't been exposed to.

Religion contracts the circle of our pleasures, but leaves it wide enough for her votaries to expatiate in.

Life is so groovy when your record is hot.

I had dropped out of theater school after six months and was just staying on my mom's couch at home in Toronto.

If anybody,wants to get rid of us, then this is a different approach. However, we will get over it; you never know who is going to lose more with such an approach.