Drugs will turn you into your parents.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Like love, like talent, like any other virtue, like anything else in this life, happiness needs to be nurtured - this is the truth of the whole matter.

Distorted history boasts of bellicose glory... and seduces the souls of boys to seek mystical bliss in bloodshed and in battles.

The only thing that separates successful people from the ones who aren't is the willingness to work very very hard.

Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards they simply unveil them to the eyes of men ... crisis shows us what we have become.

Life for delays and doubts no time does give, None ever yet made haste enough to live.

But the wicked are like the tossing sea, which cannot rest, whose waves cast up mire and mud.

Being halfway through my life, I think we start feeling less invincible and we start thinking more about the important things.

In married life three is company and two none.

It's a constant man-ego-check going on in the streets, in this world.

False eloquence is exaggeration; true eloquence is emphasis.