Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

With endless time, nothing is special. With no loss or sacrifice, we can’t appreciate what we have

I’ll promise to think twice before I take any important step you seriously disapprove of.

The basic teachings of the Protestants were all surrounding values, ethics and morals

True character is revealedby the way people react to the bigger challenges in life.

False world, thou ly'st: thou canst not lend The least delight: Thy favours cannot gain a friend, They are so slight.

The right of freely examining public characters and measures, and of free communication among the people thereon . . . has ever been justly deemed the only effectual guardian of every other right.

Communicating w/kids, its a 2 way street, sometimes they just need us to be there for them & listen.

No one may forsake their neighbors when they are in trouble. Everybody is under obligation to help and support their neighbors as they would themselves like to be helped.

There are too many people, that's why we have global warming. We have global warming because too many people are using too much stuff.

I didn't really have the entire high school experience. I've been working since I was six years old, so I didn't go to the classic high school.