Dumping you times infinity. Still not enough.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

I don't see, ' I said, 'how people stand being old. Your insides all dry up. When you're young you're so self-reliant. You don't even need much religion.

We can only sense ourselves and our world valued and cherished by God when we feel valued and cherished by others '.

The worship of God is…the only thing which renders men superior to brutes, and makes them aspire to immortality.

Men and animals regard each other across a gulf of mutual incomprehension.

I've decided to retire from top class racing. It has been an incredible experience and has provided with me some unforgettable moments.

Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else

[W.H.R.] Rivers is the Rider Haggard of anthropology; I shall be the Conrad.

If it squirms, it's biology; if it stinks, it's chemistry; if it doesn't work, it's physics; and if you can't understand it, it's mathematics.

While I was in Montrose, the publishing checks went into the band's coffers. This was our management's decision; we were just financing ourselves on the road.

Obligations may be universal or particular.