During my training I was trained in Psycho-politics. This was the art of capturing the minds of a nation through brainwashing and fake mental health.

This manual of the Communist Party should be in the hands of every loyal American, that they may be alerted to the fact that it is not always by armies and guns that a nation is conquered.

Don't be such a party-pooper, missy --when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope.

Never blame anyone for your life. You are responsible for you.

Such days of autumnal decline hold a strange mystery which adds to the gravity of all our moods.

The Government's business is in sound condition.

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

You don't know how many people come up to me and say, 'This child was conceived listening to you.'

Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away.

Did you hear charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Do me a favour, love.

You have to be around people you trust; otherwise you can't do anything - you're afraid, you're paranoid, and you can't do any work.

Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.