During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.

When we asked college students how they adapted to the tidal wave of new technology, one explained, "It's only technology if it happened after you were born.

When I walk along with two others, from at least one I will be able to learn.

A writer must be hard to live with: when not working he is miserable, and when he is working he is obsessed.

I think people have different definitions of team unity. My definition is doing whatever it takes to win, what makes a great team; it's performance on the field, respect on the field.

You have to be really comfortable in your skin. You have to start with being in love with you are, with who you've become.

you have to understand. i wasn't just thinking of me. i was thinking of her, too.

The up side of down: why failing well is the key to success.

Family photo albums are so powerful in that they make kids feel valued, cherished and respected.

We must act together, as a united people... For the birth of a new world. Let there be justice for all. Let there be peace for all. Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all.

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