Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

Love is like a season, it ebbs and it flows, sometimes we're like Summer, Fall and Winter, but it's Spring that I long to know.

There is likely to be beauty wherever proportion exists.

I don't know what they call Hollywood anymore. The whole meaning of the town has changed.

Every morning I stay in bed for ten minutes to ponder my place in the universe. Then I wash my face and check my karma.

At these crossover points, there are a lot of beings, nonphysical beings that cross over back and forth constantly.

If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love.

I think people are into me because of my music choices and my musicality.

I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written.