E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I think that, even if we forget each other, we'll remember in our dreams.

Racism is a stubborn whitehead on the face of society.

Real beauty is not in your face

Men are not angels, ” Akhmar affirmed. “And so men have the chance to be noble, in a way that angels cannot.

She hadbecome so thoroughly annealed into his life that she was like theair he breathed--necessary but scarcely noticed.

I do not think there was anything abusive in my house. Yet, I stand by a lot of my critiques of Western parenting. I think there's a lot of questions about how you instill true self-esteem.

The rockets and the satellites, spaceships that we're creating now, we're pollinating the universe.

I love Spain. I go back two or three times a year usually to visit friends and ride horses.

All discussion of the ultimate nature of things must necessarily be barren unless we have some extraneous standards against which to compare them.

I witness that as you gain experience and success in being guided by the Spirit, your confidence in the impressions you feel can become more certain than your dependence on what you see or hear.