E-books are impervious to analogy.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

No one can hurt you except you give them the power to do so and choose to accept it.

I walk in and out of several worlds every day.

Don’t promise when you’re happy, don’t reply when you’re angry, and don’t decide when you’re sad.

Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change. So suffering must become love. That is the mystery.

Some single mind must be master, else there will be no agreement in anything.

I recognize that there are some great things about not playing a song live, and just kind of piecing it together as you go.

Faith in a better than that which appears is no less required by art than by religion.

The biggest thing is we need to stop acting like racism don't exist.

Every green herb, from the lotus to the darnel, is rich with delicate aids to help incurious man.

I can't protect without holding a sword, I can't embrace you while holding a sword.