ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The wide awake man seizes opportunities or makes them, and thus those who are widest awake usually come to the front.

What’s the point of something virtual if it doesn’t end up being real?

Fear of nature led to society

Not a few patients, however, suffering from certain forms of mental disorder, regain a high degree of insight into their mental condition in what might be termed a flash of divine enlightenment.

After years of research, scientists recently reported that there is, indeed, arroz in Spanish Harlem. A full tongue and an empty brain are seldom parted.

I think children learn from example. I don't believe in raising them in an authoritative atmosphere.

Government does not grow by seizing our freedoms, but by assuming our responsibilities.

Forbidden pleasures alone are loved immoderately; when lawful, they do not excite desire.

If you make it into an Olympic team, you're good; if you make it into an Olympic final, you're great; and if you win an Olympic medal you're a freak.

Branding is everything. A young girl once came up to me and told me I could be famous because I looked just like Richard Branson!