Each city in the southeastern part of the United States has its own unique type of specialty food that can be only found in that city, and it all happens to be called 'barbecue'.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

We had some good times at school. I didn't know how good those times was till I left, but I guess that's the way of it

A well lived life is purpose filled

For parlour use the vague generality is a lifesaver.

I think women are excellent social critics.

Honestly, my dating life according to the tabloids is very exciting, and the most hilarious thing is that it's nowhere near as exciting as the tabloids have ever made it out to be.

It's part of the institution of teshuva, if you make a mistake, you have to restore it as you can.

We know all their gods; they ignore ours. What they call our sins are our gods, and what they call their gods, we name otherwise.

The stereotypes we pretend that we reject are ingrained in our DNA.

And if you're horrible to me I'm going to write a song about you and you are not going to like it. That's how I operate.

Thou unassuming common-place of Nature, with that homely face.