Each day learn something new, and just as important, relearn something old.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Sadly, I put my dreams to bed long before they ever had the chance to get tired.

May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are.

...I pluck every day from my sweater or chair, red hairs...strands of significance, traces of you in my life ...

Developing your emotional intelligence will allow you to explore new depths of understanding in yourself and others.

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep.

Know what [drug] you're using, decide just why you're using it, and you can have a rich experience.

Alcohol may pick you up a little bit, but it lets you down in a hurry.

Adversity does not build character,it reveals it

I stand upon a block of stillness. It is more secure than any sidewalk. I bring with me my own sidewalk.

The stability we cannot find in the world, we must create within our own persons.