Each day my reason tells me so; But reason doesn't rule in love, you know.

It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.

Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.

I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.

I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart.

People spend most of their lives worrying about things that never happen.

I hate all men, the ones because they are mean and vicious, and the others for being complaisant with the vicious ones.

Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend.

Folk whose own behavior is most ridiculous are always to the fore in slandering others.

A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

Hence, viper thoughts, that coil around my mind, Reality's dark dream! I turn from you, and listen to the wind.

Where are you?" I wheeze into the floor. "Where did you go?

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.

I saw a specialist who asked me 'Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?'. I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.

Things happen once only and are never repeated, never return. Except in memory.

I said the photograph isn't what was photographed, it's something else. It's about transformation. And that's what it is.

If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?

If you're a basketball player, you've got to shoot.

The next time you find yourself in an argument, rather than defend your position, see if you can see the other point of view first.

I'm 81 and I'm in the prime of my life.