Each day we are becoming a creature of splendid glory or one of unthinkable horror.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Wisdom is indispensable in the fulfillment of purpose".

No matter how shitty things are, you can always get a song out of it.

We know how to win wars. We must learn now to win peace...

No regrets. There is no time for that. Regret is boring.

It is now no mystery that some quite influential 'philosophers' were 'mentally' ill.

I was a businessman for 16 years of my life, so when I started writing, I wanted to keep my literary identity separate.

A bad artist almost always tries to conceal his incompetence by whooping up a new formula.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

But if you've ever felt love, you'll know how painful it is to suffer for love.