Each dog barks in his own yard!

Beware of overconcern for money, or position, or glory. Someday you will meet a man who cares for none of these things. Then you will know how poor you are.

I keep six honest serving men (they taught me all i knew); Theirs names are What and Why and When And How And Where and Who.

A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears.

This is a brief life, but in its brevity it offers us some splendid moments, some meaningful adventures.

If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.

I am by nature a dealer in words, and words are the most powerful drug known to humanity.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

There is no sin so great as ignorance. Remember this.

Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.

To ENSURE greater success, celebrate your progess daily.

Work harder to become better person. There is no guarantee how long we are going to be here. Enjoy life.

Principle comes first

... and all we knew about her that we didn't know the night before was that she had eyes like pansies and skin like the moon.

I wouldn't warm to [Chuck Berry] even if I was cremated next to him.

Performance art is about joy, about making something that's so full of kind of a wild joy that you really can't put into words.

Bleeding feet will bond us.

Oh, my gosh, thirty-eight hundred children are going to die tomorrow. What am I going to do to actually save some of them?

Horror movies are always a solid dollar. But a movie about Groucho Marx is a gamble. These things just are. Doesn't matter who you are.

The vulgar mind always mistakes the exceptional for the important.