Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

It's the journey, not the destination. I truly believe that.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I'd love to do a drama.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

Washington is a city of people doing badly what shouldn't be done at all.

I'm really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life.

The truly original artist invents his own signs.

No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they think it.

Love comes in all shapes, sizes, sabores y formas, y a veces hasta con un saborcito extra que no te esperas.

Johnny Cash has always been larger than life.

When I'm making my music, I'm writing it, I'm producing it, I'm playing all the instruments, I'm performing. It's my own world where I do what I feel, and nobody tells me anything.

I am prouder of my title 'The Children's Friend' than if I were to be called 'The King of the World'.

A curious reversal in the locus of moral concern has taken place: people feel responsible for everything except for what they do.