Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.

A friend is a gift you give yourself.

Do not measure success by today's harvest. Measure success by the seeds you plant today.

Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.

An aim in life is the only fortune worth finding.

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.

It is better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser.

Young man, your problem and the reason so many like you fail, is simply because you allow yourself to give up far too early.

I'm the Ted Bundy of string theory.

Anyone can dig a ditch. There's no way to dig smarter. Or dig faster. Having a baby is like being assigned to dig a ditch. That goes all the way to the horizon.

A tree which has lost its head will never recover it again, and will survive only as a monument of the ignorance and folly of its Tormentor.

I sing the Star Spangled Banner, so I can get into football, basketball and baseball games for free.

Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

Most of us live our whole lives without having an adventure to call our own.

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.

It is said Somerset Maugham traveled the world with a notebook to learn the essence of life and Kafka sat in a room for the same objective. Yet Kafka came out with a better world-view.