Each writer is born with a repertory company in his head.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Perseverance is such a beautiful word. But to experience it means we must first endure the unpleasantness life is sure to always bring our way.

All you need to build a house, Is blood and bricks and plaster.

I see not a step before me as I tread on another year But I've left the Past in God's keeping the Future His mercy shall clear And what looks dark in the distance may brighten as I draw near.

I like money. You like money. We need the money. But, money is not going to bring humanity and spiritualism into your life.

Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day.

He lies below, correct in cypress wood, And entertains the most exclusive worms.

The cuter girls kinda went off from the older women because we're younger, and we're cuter, we've got better bodies, and for some reason that's like a huge issue with older people.

I've been in love with audiences all my life, and I've tried to please. I hope I did.

I prepare myself in the summer to play 48 minutes. It's not a logical goal, but that's the way I prepare.