Each year, I say I'm going to go to school next year. It's inevitable that I'll end up getting my education.

My mother would take groups of students to different countries and always brought us along, so by the time I was 10, I had been to Russia, China, Nicaragua and several other countries.

My parents divorced when I was born, and my mother is a political science professor, like a feminist Mormon, which is sort of an oxymoron.

I remember hitting Sarah Michelle Gellar with a right hook during my first week on the job. It was awful. They usually pair actors with stunt doubles to avoid things like that.

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose?

There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.

Sometimes it feels like you're losing, but even when you're losing, you're getting something.

I don't let guys do hickeys. That's like a dog marking his territory or something.

When you get to your mid-20s, you start to feel responsibilities for the things that you do and the people around you. It's a cool age.

It's still a pretty sexist world out there and someone's got to stand up and say something.

Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal.

There is nothing I have to reflect on that gives me more satisfaction than the fact that my life is insured for the benefit of my Dear Wife and children.

Football is a more beautiful game in high definition.

Clear prose indicates the absence of thought.

There is no place in Ohio where you couldn't have drugs delivered to you in 15, 20 minutes.

I think it is important to maintain your personality, your roots, very important.

Ambition displeases when it has been sated ... having reached the peak, it aspires to descend.

When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but boy, he sure can dance.

We have to be respectful to one another.

I still consider myself a feminist.

What is always left out of descriptions of the psychedelic state, the deep psychedelic state, is how weird it is.