Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view?

Don't ever trust men with good intentions. They'll always disappoint you."Leo

Darkness is stronger than light

When I die, bury me with a few garden tools, I shall make a garden in the heaven too.

If there is anything which it is the duty of the whole people to never entrust to any hands but their own, that thing is the preservation and perpetuity of their own liberties and institutions.

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.

It is not by change of circumstances, but by fitting our spirits to the circumstances in which God has placed us, that we can be reconciled to life and duty.

God understands. And God understands that part of us which is more than we think we are.

In arms and science tis the same Our rival's hurts create our fame.

Innovation means replacing the best practices of today with those of tomorrow.

There is no such thing as luck; there is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe.