Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

End of a matter is better than its beginning

The more we respect other creatures, the more respect our humanity will get!

If the spirit of wonder & curiosity stays alive in us, then surely we will always have new questions, and always expand our creativity in response?

Once upon a time, he might’ve chased her and tumbled her in the sheets with the promise of more in the future.

So many people have understanding, but in reality, they don’t really understand understanding! When you really understand understanding, you get a real understanding!

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

Again the greatest use of a human was to be useful. Not to consume, not to watch, but to do something for someone else that improved their life, even for a few minutes.

Leadership is more important than people's political career at times.

I didn't come into the business to get awards or titles.

We cannot change others, but when we change ourselves, we may end up changing the world.