Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Encouraging words are hands that pool others from the despair of life.

Don’t judge me by my past. I don’t live there anymore.

Helping others without any expectation and without gain is just as much a gift to yourself as it is to the person you give to.

People want to evolve the idea of the word "mini-series." Mini-series has an '80s connotation to it.

I really think of [Donald] Trump erratic. I think that was the big message that came out. The positive agenda for Hillary [Clinton] was a little less vibrant.

Being president of a major public university is the most political nonpolitical office around.

For want of a block, man will stumble at a straw.

If you can be mentally stimulated by the workout and find out how to get through it, it's more fun.

I tend to opt for relaxed family holidays when I can.

Edgar Allan Poe is considered the great writer of horror stories, perhaps the greatest - I will say the greatest