Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

When you know what you want, and you want it bad enough, you'll find a way to get it.

The secret is writing down one simple line after another.

Design has taken the place of what sailing used to be.

To tell the truth days are all the same size and words aren't much company.

I'm worried about a permanent Republican majority. That's what I'm worried about for the future.

I did try to go to college and try to be an English major.

It is human nature to seek revenge in the face of relentless suffering. You can’t expect an unhealthy person to think logically.

I do not regret the folly of my youth, but the timidity.

I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.

It's not hard to read about death abstractly. I do find it tough when a character I love dies, of course. You can truly miss characters. Not like you miss people, but you can still miss them.