Early to bed early to rise work like hell and advertise.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

I feel sad for the people who I hear always plan, plan, plan the next day's event to occur. Life only stands still for them.

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.

As a general matter, if the president wants to withdraw from a treaty, he simply gets to do that. And that's part of the powers of the office.

It is good to have friends at court.

The subtle dance of the body joins us to the world.

This joy you feel is life.

I am inspired by those who dedicate their lives to bringing about positive social change throughout the world.

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity.

God always seems bigger to those who need him most. And suffering is the tool he uses to help us need him more.

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life