Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

The Divine Voice is not always expressed in words. It is made known as a heart-consciousness.

the book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. once invented, it cannot be improved

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

You can't get saved if you don't play.

He (Leo Durocher) had the ability of taking a bad situation and making it immediately worse.

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

To live a spiritual life we must first find the courage to enter into the desert of loneliness and to change it by gentle and persistent efforts into a garden of solitude.

They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people!

Never say love is "like" anything... It isn't.

I'm a big fan of zombies, and I have a zombie tattoo on my leg.