Earthly pleasures were never meant to satisfy.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Hope is faith of a glad heart.

Men were always quick to believe in the madness of women.

Let your motto then always be 'Excelsior', for by living up to it there is no such word as fail.

Little friends may prove great friends.

Well I had a musical background, but I still didn't know a lot about drums at the time.

To feel free like a bird, some things on our minds must be left in the past.

War justifies everything.

When we associate with the virtuous we form ourselves in imitation of their virtues, or at least lose, every day, something of our faults.

You will survive if you believe in yourself.

When regulations on the housing industry are reasonable, the cost of housing goes down. Regulatory relief is needed to make housing more affordable to more Americans.