East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

There have been times on this trip I’ve been convinced that GPS was wrong.

History is moving pretty quickly these days and the heroes and villains keep on changing parts.

The United States is not, and never will be, at war with Islam.

I had only that one picture, Hitler, the Beast of Berlin, in which I had a part big enough to impress anyone. I tried for better roles over and over again

Music is one of the highest art forms there is. It can define a life, change a life, or even safe a life, in just three short minutes.

It's when we're given choice that we sit with the gods and design ourselves.

Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core.

Real life is much stranger than fiction, man.

I believe God always listens to our prayers.

I find happiness comes from numerous sources in my life. Most often, the happy moments I cherish most are quiet moments with my wife and family back home in Nova Scotia.