Eating people is wrong...

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!

As an architect, you design for the present, with an awareness of the past, for a future which is essentially unknown.

My tastes lean toward the more negative, angry and eclectic.

Instilling a sense of self-discipline and focus when the kids are younger makes it so much easier by the time they get into high school.

The event of creation did not take place so many eons ago, astronomically or biologically speaking. Creation is taking place every moment of our lives.

The real composer thinks about his work the whole time; he is not always conscious of this, but he is aware of it later when he suddenly knows what he will do.

If I were the president of the United States, I would make unions illegal. They no longer serve a functional purpose in democracy, in my view.

There should be many judges, for few will always do the will of few.

You can learn great things from your mistakes when you aren’t busy denying them.

Happily ever after doesn't begin with Once upon a time: it begins with Now.

The wiser a man is, it seems to me, the more vividly he can see the future as part of the evolving present. He doesn't break the flow of life, he directs it, hastens it, but preserves its continuity.