Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Infinite knowledge, infinite vision, infinite energy of the Soul is in the same state even today. The Soul has never been a sinner. The Soul is absolutely pure.

Product is an output of efforts, skills and time

A world-class playboy once told me that the key to mesmerising women is to listen to them and look deeply into their eyes.

... evil was, perhaps, necessarily always more impressive than good.

My upbringing involves individuals who helped me along the way. I don't think I would be here today without that support.

I want justice to be so pervasive that it will be taken for granted, just as injustice is taken for granted today.

There's one thing worse than change and that's the status quo.

Doth perfect beauty stand in need of praise at all? Nay; no more than law, no more than truth, no more than loving kindness, nor than modesty.

A great commitment to the Great Commandment and the Great Commission will grow a great church.

If you want to look for obstacles, what's wrong is always available. But so is what's right!