Education is an admirable thing.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

There were so many wrongs piling up on both sides, so much of the past being dragged into the present, that living there was like carving the story of your life on to a sepulchral monument.

In the fall, she knew it was Death who sweetened the apples.

You are exposing yourself all the time as an actor. There's the risk of being thought of as bad or boring or unattractive.

It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

Put another way, the chimpanzees' closest relative is not the gorilla but humans.

You can help a thousand...but you can't carry three on your back!

What is lawful is undesirable; what is unlawful is very attractive. [Lat., Quod licet est ingratum quod non licet acrius urit.]

Faith is not for overcoming obstacles; it is for experiencing them—all the way through!

I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.