Education is what remains when what is learned has been taken away.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I don't think the Middle East could afford another war.

There's not an instruction manual on how to deal with success, so you just have to rely on having great friends and a good team.

I'm a huge fan of Eighties music.

I might act like it's an accident but the opposite is true. I'm incredibly calculated when it comes to my career.

I made so many films which were more important, but the only one people ever want to talk about is that one with [Humphrey Bogart].

Whatever you goin' through, could always be much worse, Don't make a mistake, mistakin' your blessings for a curse.

One of the techniques terrorists employ is to allege torture and mistreatment when they are captured, regardless of whether it is true.

A lot of people are going around saying, 'You won the Academy Award for such and such.' 'No. I didn't.' 'You didn't?' 'Well, you should have.'

If we do not get control of our borders, by 2050 Americans of European descent will be a minority in the nation their ancestors created and built.

Who knew, when you were watching the Verizon ad and the guy said, 'Can you hear me now,' that was really just a mic check for the Obama administration.