Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.

Suddenly watching her feet, so light and precise and mistress of his shuffle, I was in love again.

The dream is yours… why are you asking others to validate or nourish it? Your journey must be self-propelled. It must be fueled from within.

Except in cases of necessity which are rare leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies they are ready enough to tell him.

Age is not a taboo in the fashion industry. One should learn what to wear to look good at any age.

Run in places you love with people you like. Enjoying your surroundings and training partners will strengthen your commitment to running and bring out the best in you.

It is with tremendous excitement and pride that EMILY's List endorses Senator Hillary Clinton for president.

Over and above the political, economic, sociological, and international implications of racial prejudices, their major significance is that they place unnecessary burdens upon human beings.

The Romans dominated Egypt for four hundred years, from the time of Augustus (30 BC to 395 AD).

I've killed lots of Arabs in my life - and there's no problem with that.