Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age.

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact.

We have now educated ourselves into a state of complete imbecility.

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God.

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

God, stay with me, let no word cross my lips that is not your word, no thoughts enter my mind that are not your thoughts, no deed ever be done or entertained by me that is not your deed.

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to.

In the beginning was the Lie and the Lie was made news and dwelt among us, graceless and false.

I have absolutely no doubt that there is an intense anti-Americanism in all Western Europe, and I think the reason for that is a very, very simple one.

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth.

If you put out acceptance and warmth, you tend to attract the same.

After each war there is a little less democracy left to save.

I'd watched a lot of David Letterman for sure. As far as who I watched as a late-show host, it was definitely Letterman.

Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.

In elective politics, it's up or out. You go up the ladder, or you get out of the game.

Boots and shoes are the greatest trouble of my life.

Like a historian, I interpret, select, discard, shape, simplify. Unlike a historian, I make up people's thoughts.

I think that when something ends there's something new starting.

Be Briton still to Britain true, Among oursel's united; For never but by British hands Maun British wrangs be righted.

I don't listen to the national anthem ironically. It's a beautiful song. I love it!