Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Shh, ” Cobweb said with a well-time jab of the elbow, “we might be able to get some dignity out of this, if we play our cards right.

It's better to bet on this life than on the next.

I wanted to change history and preserve humanity. But in the process I changed myself and preserved my own.

A forest is mystery but the desert is truth. Life pared to the bone.

How it infuriates a bigot, when he is forced to drag out his dark convictions!

most crimes are connected to hunger. One hunger or another.

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.

Run from what's comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I'll be mad.

To travel, to experience and learn: that is to live.

Many of the things that seem impossible now will become realities tomorrow.