Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.

Life--a lifelong death sentence.

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

People are supossed to aspire to become their fathers, not shudder at the thought.

It is time to change the paradigm of the church and of every Christian

Mothers are inscrutable beings to their sons, always. ("The Higgler")

When a person does something, it has the man or woman look about it. It drips with humanity. You can follow the logic of it and see the meaning behind it.

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.

Surely going to bed with a man before marriage was the most courageous act of my life.

Somehow, something always happens just before things get to the very worst. It is as if Magic did it. If I could only just remember that always. The worse thing never quite comes.

A simile is like a pair of eyeglasses, one side sees this, one side sees that, the device brings them together.

Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday.

You won't know until it's over. You won't find me in time.