Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Once again discovered: Do what you do because you enjoy. If expect others to give credit or honor your work, you are due for disappointment

It's true that humanity has seen a succession of crises, wars and atrocities, but this negative side is offset by advances in technology and cultural exchanges.

Yet is there one true line, the pearl of pearls: Man dreams of Fame while woman wakes to love.

.....the research on the brain does not validate that we are singularly processing input or learning with a single sensory input.

Run DMC brought us out of that underground-only feel. They brought rap above ground and made it respectable as an art form to mainstream music.

We each shape our own life, and the shape of it is determined largely by our attitude.

In science, one learns the most by studying what seems to be the least.

Bill Clinton did everything in opposition to Black Lives Matter and the things that animate the existence of the Democrat Party today.

I know the books that I need to help me to be wiser than my years and be kinder and more compassionate and more patient than I really am.

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour.