Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

He lived at a little distance from his body, regarding his own acts with doubtful side-glasses.

The key to success is radical generosity.

As much as I love boxing, I hate it. And as much as I hate it, I love it.

I don't think that [normalization] necessarily is going to damage the emerging economies.

I'm still always a country girl from New Zealand.

If you want something done, ask. If you want something done quickly, ask, and then begin counting down from ten with no explanation.

The House GOP continues to fail to address the real & serious issues thatthousands of families face each day.

MySpace is an addiction.

Silent as despairing love, and strong as jealousy.