Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Forever, time is standing still. We are flying away with the wings of desire we call life.

Rise up and be you. Your rise is your growth.

It is far easier to travel than to write about it.

Humanity cannot be degraded by humiliation.

The great challenge is to refuse to let the bad things that happen to us do bad things to us. That is the crucial difference between adversity and tragedy.

The first task in teaching is to bring to consciousness what the students already believe by virtue of their personal experiences about themselves and society.

The struggle of my life created empathy... I could relate to pain... being abandoned... having people not love me.

You can like somebody without agreeing with all of their policies.

Procrastination has robbed us of too many opportunities.