Either things happen for a reason, or they happen for no reason at all. Either one's life is a thread in a glorious tapestry or humanity is just a hopelessly tangled knot.

Unwinds didn't go out with a bang-they didn't even go out with a whimper. they went out with the silence of a candle flame pinched between two fingers.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Small victories are bet­ter than none.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

People would cheer throw confetti and then go about breaking the resolutions they had made only moments before.

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning.

It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.

If nostalgia holds you hostage, the ransom is the present.

I was in kidney failure. I ended up having a kidney transplant on my 21st birthday.

Science has faith. We make postulates. We can't prove those postulates, but we have faith in them.

I do not belong to any religion. Everything is between God and myself.

People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a top athlete.

He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.

[Bach is the] reason I became a musician

I always thought that being at Time and tweaking your bosses and exploiting your expense account was just fun. Just joyous.

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.

There are occasions when I've had beef, but I generally tend to avoid it, as a nod towards my parents' culture.