Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT

O moon! I may not be able to reach you or touch you with my hands, but I will never forget to kiss your silvery twinkling lips with my lovely eyes.

Experiences is just paying attention as time passes.

It is not mental repose they seek, but mental laziness.

I confess I hate to see the poor creatures hunted down but I bite my lip and keep quiet.

There's nothing I don't love about 'Mad Men.'

The trouble with most of us is that we stop trying in trying times.

Doolittle looked just like a little toy soldier the first time I ever saw him.

I've worked with a band, and it's nice to have someone to travel around with, but I didn't like it as well on stage.

To me the sea is a continual miracle; The fishes that swim - the rocks - the motion of the waves - the ships, with men in them, what stranger miracles are there?