Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

But grace can be the experience of a second wind, when even though what you want is clarity and resolution, what you get is stamina and poignancy and the strength to hang on.

If you sit back & spend too much time feeling good about what you did in the past, you're going to come up short next time

Even if everyone elseIs not doing good,I alone will.Even if everyone elseis doing wrong,I alone will not.

I think many people are not seeing the change. They're really upset with the current situation. We haven't seen a major American city go up like this in quite some time.

I'm very happy to be back playing rugby for England again - there were times when I questioned if this would happen.

If anything caused ISIS, it was the 2003 U.S. invasion of Iraq.

God's grace turns out men and women with a strong family likeness to Jesus Christ, not milksops.

I think that you only occasionally have to play evil because everything you're doing is.

He that seeks here any other thing but simply God and the salvation of his soul, will find nothing but trouble and sorrow.

I did a lot of stunts, so the harness work isn't foreign to me either.