Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

and what shall I have to dream of when I have been so happy in reality beside you!

The earth is crying for people who make sound judgement and informed decisions.

It’s easy to fall in love online with someone you’d slide away from on a bus stop bench. A little too damn easy.

Flowers always make people better happier and more helpful they are sunshine food and medicine to the soul.

The rebel can never find peace. He knows what is good and, despite himself, does evil. The value which supports him is never given to him once and for all - he must fight to uphold it, unceasingly.

I consider myself a storyteller, not really even an actor. I consider myself a storyteller.

I am not the kind of girl that gets in trouble.

The ship is going by a mighty engine, and you are busy rowing.

What a privilege to be here on the planet to contribute your unique donation to humankind. Each face in the rainbow of colors that populate our world is precious and special.

We are taking a business-as-usual position at my agency, though business before 9/11 wasn't that hot either!