Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.

I seek daily a spiritual awaken of my soul.

Depending on someone to make for you money is quite like depending on them to make for you a baby: they will own the money just as they will own the baby

Communicating with people from different backgrounds would make you realize that we have more in common than we could ever know from judging from afar.

Do not take up cause against the inaccuracies printed about you. They are your protection.

The key to managing fear and life's tasks is to take the time daily to get organized.

Over time, it's becoming more and more understood by people that we're acting in their interests. And that's a very, very powerful thing for our brand.

Life insurance companies are failing to pay out death benefits when they know the person is dead, and they're claiming they don't know.

Liberation also means that even though I'm a woman I have masculine parts of my temperament which I can safely explore and integrate into my experience.

No more kisses for you, until you have eaten !

We can actually learn from our mistakes and we can actually learn to conditionally structure our activities.